Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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