It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
This beer is not sobering me up at all
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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