i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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