You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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