Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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