i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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