i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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