Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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