He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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