Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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