you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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