Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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