Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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