kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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