I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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