I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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