Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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