Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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