don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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