dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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