Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Pants are for mortals
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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