ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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