ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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