Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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