just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
This girl is more easily done than said...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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