just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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