...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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