How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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