you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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