i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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