OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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