I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You're like the curious george of whores
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
ok first of all what the fuck
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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