i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Pants are for mortals
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize