This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
