4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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