if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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