I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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