I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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