do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can't put those talents on a resume
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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