At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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