Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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