took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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