Me. At least after what I've been through.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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