i can't believe i had my finger in that
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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