I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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