so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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