Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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