Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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