Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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