I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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