The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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