My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
