i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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