the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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